For the sake of brevity and to use as many “m’s” in a self description as possible, I am a middle-aged, married, medicated mentally-ill, mother, who lives and works full-time in Berkeley, CA.
It’s a shame that I don’t work in marketing in Mountain View. Actually, it’s not a shame at all. I’d rather lose the alliteration. No offense to the marketeers in MV. Trust me, I couldn’t market anything, certainly not from MV.
Here I am in Mendocino. I might actually manage to market something from Mendocino.
Nah, I wouldn’t be able to do that either.